"My father is Croatian probably Turkish, my mother is Sicilian, a descendent of Sephardics, my wife and my children and family are Irish, my brother is Italian and Spanish and my sister married a Pole, a German, and a Hungarian one each, my neighbors are African and Icelandic, my dog is Maltese, my cats are from Siam and I am reincarnated from India, my food is Algerian with bread from France, nuts from Brazil, tea from China and coffee from Hawaii and Columbia, my watch and cheese are Swiss and my caviar is Russian, my car is Japanese, my shoes Bolivian, my shirt Pakistan, my carpets are Persian, my dishes and my radio are from Mexico, my silverware and language are English, the children’s toys from Taiwan, my kijerdoo is Aborginal, I am an extremist by nature, my religion is fundamentalist by choice but my rabbi is Baptist, I wear the skin of a Maori and my art is at least in part if not completely a result of the criss/cross of the above." (-Nick Bubash)